May272004

I wrote a book called Bam Margera puts on the mask and finished for all you Bam basically it takes place after Son of the Mask but this one his three Masked characters Bam’s the first one, Rob Dyrdek’s dog Meaty’s the second one and Bam’s ex wife Missy’s the last one.Bam becomes Gera Meaty becomes Eaty and Missy becomes Mis only one person from every threatre goes to see jackass 4 because the other people that know about it don’t want to see it because no Bam so Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville are like what idiots Then they hear call them idiots and they recognize Bam’s voice and then Gera appears the ot

One of my best friends passed away Monday. He collapsed on his front porch and they gave him CPR but he never woke up. His name was Marty Muller and he was so nice to me and he loved my jokes, so I’ll tell you one and see if you think I should be a comedian. This boy goes trick-or-treating and he puts b’s in front of everything he says so he knocked on the door of this one ladies door. He says bick-or-beat. The woman was like what. The boy says bick-it-beat. The lady was like oh trick-or-treat. The boy was like that’s what I said bick-or-beat. So she said what are you supposed to be. The boy says a birate. The woman was like